Before I delve into this topic, I want to share a joke to lighten the mood.
And I am sorry if I offend anyone. It's difficult to find a clean joke about panties that is not disrespectful.
Ready?
Why don't witches wear panties?
So they can get a better grip on the broom.
BOOM!
I experience incontinence, also known as overactive bladder, daily. Did you know bladder control problems happen in at least 56% of women with multiple sclerosis? Fortunately, there are effective ways to deal with incontinence.
My panties always get wet whenever I don't get to the bathroom on time.
But one day, while watching Wheel of Fortune, I saw a commercial for Poise® Pads for Bladder Leakage. Hmmm, this product is just what I need. I looked up Poise Pads on GOOGLE and discovered this product offers six different levels of absorbency (#1 light to #6 overnight). Given a choice has always been important when choosing a product.
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I decided to give these pads a try.
After drinking 3 cups of coffee and feeling a buzz, I decided to step outside to get some fresh air. Like clockwork, I have to pee 10 minutes after I sit down. I knew I couldn't get to the bathroom on time, so I hurried to the backyard (we have high fences, and nobody could see what I was doing). PHEW!
But before I opened the gate - - - yup - - - urine leaked from my bladder - ugh. In the tradition of this embarrassing situation, I now need a pair of dry panties.
But the clouds disappeared. I felt the sun's warmth on my face.
I heard the angels above singing HALLELUJAH.
Not only were my panties dry, but the pad did not feel wet at all.
Picture this: me standing in the backyard with my pants around my ankles and shouting HALLELUJAH at the top of my lungs.
Did I paint you a picture you will remember?
I am no longer embarrassed when my bladder leaks, nor do I have to wear wet underwear.
OK - let me give you some information you may find helpful.
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